John Carter Trailer

On the top comments:

"You are ugly, but you are beautiful.
/FACEPALMED."

Controversial Boob feeding

Reading this article about Sesame Street and breastfeeding - how some people think breast feeding is offensive (I think it's not cuz it's natural) and I see this comment:

"Can I give my a woman a cumshot in public if she needs a protein fix? After all, it's only natural. :D"
Reply: "No, and no, it's not."

Facebook Status from Diana

"Now Diana, you've almost been working here for a year so I would hope you would know correct phone etiquette by now"
D - "Yeaaaah..."
"So maybe next time when a colleague is in the loo you could say 'She is currently away from the desk at the moment' not 'Ahh, I think she went for a quick piss, maybe call back in 5? Or longer in case it's not a piss?'"
D - "Right...Shall keep that in mind next time"

How am I not fired?

Some intense kissing scenes go like:

That's not even a lip-kiss! That's a "I'm going to consume your internal organs" mouth-to-mouth asphyxiation with tongue.

Little sister with friends say:

"I can see why animals bite now, it's so much fun!"

Milo and Milk on Facebook

Ah... yes well you see Mum, if i didn't give the Milo equal rights as the milk, im pretty sure that would be considered racist. I'm just trying to do the right thing here

FB Analysis comments

THAT'S US! If we Strangeways this, you'll notice that we are hugging in the corner of the screen. Coupled with the lack of facial identity, it appears we are 'hiding' our love. However, we are in the foreground; completely exposed. This suggests that while our love is secret, we yearn for it to be out in the open :D