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In my room, eatin burritos. I hear a loud smash, then shards of glass grind with the road. I move over to the window to see anything. Everyone is okay. A woman yells "It's okay, I have insurance" The opposite driver cries out "Do you think that's gonna pay for my car? I haven't got a licence!" Then they both just drove off... All in under a minute.


R Cooper on a Saturday night

Some intense kissing scenes go like:

That's not even a lip-kiss! That's a "I'm going to consume your internal organs" mouth-to-mouth asphyxiation with tongue.

Little sister with friends say:

"I can see why animals bite now, it's so much fun!"

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THAT'S US! If we Strangeways this, you'll notice that we are hugging in the corner of the screen. Coupled with the lack of facial identity, it appears we are 'hiding' our love. However, we are in the foreground; completely exposed. This suggests that while our love is secret, we yearn for it to be out in the open :D