FB Status'

In my room, eatin burritos. I hear a loud smash, then shards of glass grind with the road. I move over to the window to see anything. Everyone is okay. A woman yells "It's okay, I have insurance" The opposite driver cries out "Do you think that's gonna pay for my car? I haven't got a licence!" Then they both just drove off... All in under a minute.


R Cooper on a Saturday night

Facebook Status from Diana

"Now Diana, you've almost been working here for a year so I would hope you would know correct phone etiquette by now"
D - "Yeaaaah..."
"So maybe next time when a colleague is in the loo you could say 'She is currently away from the desk at the moment' not 'Ahh, I think she went for a quick piss, maybe call back in 5? Or longer in case it's not a piss?'"
D - "Right...Shall keep that in mind next time"

How am I not fired?

Some intense kissing scenes go like:

That's not even a lip-kiss! That's a "I'm going to consume your internal organs" mouth-to-mouth asphyxiation with tongue.

Milo and Milk on Facebook

Ah... yes well you see Mum, if i didn't give the Milo equal rights as the milk, im pretty sure that would be considered racist. I'm just trying to do the right thing here

FB Analysis comments

THAT'S US! If we Strangeways this, you'll notice that we are hugging in the corner of the screen. Coupled with the lack of facial identity, it appears we are 'hiding' our love. However, we are in the foreground; completely exposed. This suggests that while our love is secret, we yearn for it to be out in the open :D

A New word for the dictionary - Imocaj

Uni life with Tina

"University chemistry is like getting to the last Harry Potter book and finding out Snape is actually a woman; completely random, difficult to come to terms with, but also explains a lot." - Tina B

People don't want me tagging them in photos

I was under the assumption that tagging photos was what lots of people on fb want. Yet it is one of the most tedious and time consuming activities on fb (along with farmville and other zanga games). I was aiming to eliminate that task for everyone and tag the photo's of people I know in the pictures! Ah, I guess I'll just stick to uploading images

FB concersation

Chantal; "i'm the loveable Yorkshire girl breadstick...and that is just the way it is. "

Alex Cope quote

Let's make fabric softener and snuggle!