Some intense kissing scenes go like:

That's not even a lip-kiss! That's a "I'm going to consume your internal organs" mouth-to-mouth asphyxiation with tongue.

Little sister with friends say:

"I can see why animals bite now, it's so much fun!"

Milo and Milk on Facebook

Ah... yes well you see Mum, if i didn't give the Milo equal rights as the milk, im pretty sure that would be considered racist. I'm just trying to do the right thing here

FB Analysis comments

THAT'S US! If we Strangeways this, you'll notice that we are hugging in the corner of the screen. Coupled with the lack of facial identity, it appears we are 'hiding' our love. However, we are in the foreground; completely exposed. This suggests that while our love is secret, we yearn for it to be out in the open :D

Michael Buble

Look at one of the most liked comments:

"Dear world,

Sorry about Justin Beiber, hopefully this guy makes up for it.

Regards,

Canada "

A New word for the dictionary - Imocaj

Remember Dial-Up Internet?

"Hey, Remember when the computer had to make that buzzing noise to connect to the internet?"
"Yeah, I rememember. I liked that noise"
"Why would you like that noise?"
"It was a good noise. It was a noise of hope"

LOL