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In my room, eatin burritos. I hear a loud smash, then shards of glass grind with the road. I move over to the window to see anything. Everyone is okay. A woman yells "It's okay, I have insurance" The opposite driver cries out "Do you think that's gonna pay for my car? I haven't got a licence!" Then they both just drove off... All in under a minute.


R Cooper on a Saturday night

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On the top comments:

"You are ugly, but you are beautiful.
/FACEPALMED."

Controversial Boob feeding

Reading this article about Sesame Street and breastfeeding - how some people think breast feeding is offensive (I think it's not cuz it's natural) and I see this comment:

"Can I give my a woman a cumshot in public if she needs a protein fix? After all, it's only natural. :D"
Reply: "No, and no, it's not."