New years

Some of the things heard from last night were:
"Grasshoppers are majestic animals"
"The microwave called Georgie knocked over all those chips!"
"Oh! Hold on! I'm pressing the power button. Sorry it shut off again" (then leaves us holding a pose for 5 minutes...)
"She can get that ANY time"

Girl 1 -"Oh! It looks like you have stockings on!"
Girl 2 - "No, that's just my leg hairs"

Kid Krack-ups

The family and I was on holiday and we saw these two kids (bout 7-10) that looked like siblings walking by us and we overheard what they were saying. It looked like the boy was very excited and was bouncing round that place irritating the older girl.  As they walked by the girl said: "If you carry on like that I'm going to leave you!"

Nauvoo!

I'm a woman! Hear me Roar!

Good advice from Diana

So, what you're saying is... i shouldnt fart at the table?

Sad times

Well THAT put out the happy face

Rockin Boat

Discussion about bad fishing trips end with "Well, that's the first boat that ever rocked"