New years

Some of the things heard from last night were:
"Grasshoppers are majestic animals"
"The microwave called Georgie knocked over all those chips!"
"Oh! Hold on! I'm pressing the power button. Sorry it shut off again" (then leaves us holding a pose for 5 minutes...)
"She can get that ANY time"

Girl 1 -"Oh! It looks like you have stockings on!"
Girl 2 - "No, that's just my leg hairs"

Kid Krack-ups

The family and I was on holiday and we saw these two kids (bout 7-10) that looked like siblings walking by us and we overheard what they were saying. It looked like the boy was very excited and was bouncing round that place irritating the older girl.  As they walked by the girl said: "If you carry on like that I'm going to leave you!"

Nauvoo!

I'm a woman! Hear me Roar!

Good advice from Diana

So, what you're saying is... i shouldnt fart at the table?

Sad times

Well THAT put out the happy face

Rockin Boat

Discussion about bad fishing trips end with "Well, that's the first boat that ever rocked"

MC ~ the funniest sister on the planet

When I got the new Lucifer Album by Shinee, MC said: "Now that we have the album, can we like...worship it?"

What Nauvoo said ~ 9 Nov 2010

"Female Cow-fish look like a motherboard."

Do they?

Justin from Toastmasters said...

He said: "God I'm so good looking it hurts!"

Car GPS

The Ellen GPS says: "Go home then turn left"

Alex Cope quote

Let's make fabric softener and snuggle!

New insult!

While flicking through the dictionary I same along a new insult word: Schlong!

Look it up

Break-Time for performers

Okay folks, we're going to take a 5 min break in 10 min and be back in a quarter of an hour. See you then!

Dance Class - Embarassing

"You and your sisters are better dancers than me"
"I know"